Nope, Not Gonna Do It.

Wiser Minds Than Mine Have Preached Caution!

Sorry to get you all worked up and not deliver the goods, but it's probably best if some things stay quiet for a few more years.

I will make this offer... If you go here this April, or just happen to bump into me between now & then, ply me with some good bourbon and I'll tell you a story about something that might have happened to some guys somewhere.

It takes about an hour to tell properly, so be warned!