Baboon Pirates

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Saturday, February 25, 2006


11040 Bottles Of Beer On The Truck... And Also 26856 Cans!

Hmmm... it seems that a semi-trailer loaded with $26,000 worth of beer has gone missing in Wisconsin.

The missing stash includes:

384 24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft cans
560 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce bottles
980 18-packs of MGD 12-ounce cans
40 24-packs of Miller Light 16-ounce plastic bottles

Immediately, I thought of the one person I knew from Wisconsin who drives heavy trucks for a living, and could have pulled it off. But, no... he moved to Texas. Probably has an alibi, too.

Next on the list was this guy. I know for a fact, though, that he has much better taste in beer!

Shame it wasn't a truckload of Guinness. That would be worth the trouble of heisting it!