Baboon Pirates

Scribbles and Scrawls from an unrepentant swashbuckling primate.

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Friday, March 31, 2006

Aaaauugh! My Ass!

This Is Worse Than An Alien Anal Probe!

Just so ya know, when your doctor gives you a scrip for some pills, and says, "Oh, by the way, these might cause some mild gastric discomfort and bloating", you are in for the effing ride of your life.

I've been doing a hovercraft impersonation all day. The downthrust isn't strong enough for flight, but I've got my air hockey puck action working pretty good. I've got 20 minutes to go, and I've still got 1/3 of a can of my Ozium air freshener left, so I think I'll make it.

Y'know, when I was a kid, farts were hysterically funny. Nowadays? Not so much...