Gummy Bear Racism

This Post Is In Such Poor Taste...

I have a confession to make...

I'm a Gummy Bear racist.

I've tried to like them all, honest I have! I've tried to judge each bear on its individual merits, and not the color of its skin.

After finishing the bag, though, I've come to a sobering realization. Orange Gummy Bears kinda suck. They lag far behind the other colors in desirability. I'm pretty sure they have illegitimate Gummy Bear kids, too. No-good shiftless orange bears!!

The red ones aren't much better. The yellow ones taste OK, and the green ones are pretty good too.

But the white (clear?) Gummy Bears? They rule!