My Prayers Are Answered!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is A Generous Deity!

All rise and give thanks to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for his bounteous gifts!

As I was perusing Steve Graham's Hog On Ice blog, one of his sidebar ads startd to glow in a display of glorious heavenly light, burning straight into my very soul. In that moment, I knew one of life's treasures was about to be made available to me... for only $36.95 each.

Witness For Yourselves: The Holy Sauce Trinity!

Yea, verily, the mystical, magical elixirs of life, Tabasco, Tabasco Chipotle, and Tabasco Garlic! Available for sale!

IN GALLON JUGS!!!!





Bow your heads and pray for thanks for this divine gift!

Our Pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, (and five or six healthy splashes of Tabasco!) forever and ever. RAmen.