Sieg Heil, Dumbass...

Behold The Vanguard Of The Master Race

Here's Public Enemy #1 for Salt Lake County in Utah, now safely behind bars.

Seems to me that if you're looking to be a hardened criminal, and you vow not to go back to jail, maybe you'd pick a better way to keep the cops from noticing you.

Have fun with your new "special" friends there in the slammer, Sparky. Bet they'll tattoo a new logo over your asscheeks. Maybe "Open All Hours"??