Seismic Rumblings

I Sense A Great Disturbance In The Force...

OK, in retrospect it probably wasn't wise to go eat at an all-you-can-eat Indian dinner buffet last night, and follow it up with a trip to Candelari's for their Penne Perfetto (handmade Italian sausage in a rich tomato cream sauce) and a few slices of their T-Rex deep dish pizza (Candelari's Original Italian Sausage, pepperoni, ground sirloin, bacon, Candelari's Andouille Sausage and canadian bacon) this afternoon.

I could swear that wombats and pangolins were tunneling in my abdomen, and fighting a turf battle along the way.

Can you make a smoothie out of Pepto Bismol, Rolaids and Phillip's Milk of Magnesia?