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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Ford Acronyms

What's After Fear?? What's After Fear???

I'm still working my way through the K├╝bler-Ross grief cycle regarding my truck's malady.

Denial didn't last too long. It's hard to argue with a truck that don't move.

I'm pretty much in the Anger stage. Probably will be for some time. I flirted with the Bargaining stage, but there's not much point. Tranny rebuilds don't vary too much in price. Unless you call the dealership, when the price doubles.

Anyway, about that anger...

Here's some Ford acronyms:

Fix Or Repair Daily
Fuckin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Found On Roadside, Dead
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Fucked Old Rattling Dump
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
Forget Out Running Datsuns
First On Recycle Day
For Off Road Death
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Rust and Deterioration
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fucked On Race Day
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
Foot On Road Decelerates
Found On Russian Dump
Failed On Research & Development
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Four Old Rusted Doors
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

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