Cranial Explosion Warning!!

Has Anyone Seen Large Chunks Of My Skull?

Via KDT comes this latest bit o' good cheer from the country now known as Mediocre Britain...

Be warned, this news story will cause you to cough up your skull* via your smaller nostril, then have it asplode via sheer disgustatory overload. No, I'm not sure "disgustatory" is a word, but it by God needs to be.

Here's a tidbit:

Schools are dropping the Holocaust from history lessons to avoid offending Muslim pupils, a Government backed study has revealed.

It found some teachers are reluctant to cover the atrocity for fear of upsetting students whose beliefs include Holocaust denial.

HACKHACKHACKAAARRGGHHHLLLLHACKHACKSPOIT!!!
(sound of coughed up skull)

There is also resistance to tackling the 11th century Crusades - where Christians fought Muslim armies for control of Jerusalem - because lessons often contradict what is taught in local mosques.

KaBOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
(sound of sheer disgustatory overload asplosion)

The UK has been "done" for so long you can't even stick a fork in it anymore. There's not enough substance to hold the tines up.



*Coughed-up skull meme courtesy of Dilbert.