Late Night Doggerel, Vol. 17

The Scansion On This Could Be Better...

On the last week in September, my karma gave to me:

12 glazed donuts consumed
11 smelly stogies bought & stored in my humidor
10 X-rings remaining pristine & untouched on my pistol targets
9 hours spent watching "Rescue Me" Season 3 on DVD
8 email exchanges with Walrilla
7 failed attempts to win Smallville Season 6 DVDs on eBay
6 new pairs of dress socks
5 annoying nosebleeds!!
4 trips to Jack In The Box
3 plates of sushi
2 turkey vultures
and a Sunday lunch with Okie/Hoosier Jerry!!

Feel free to sing all the verses if you must. Me? I'm going to bed...