Baboon Pirates

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Caught By Creeping Crud!

Phlegm - $5.00 Per Quart! This Week Only!

Creeping Crud. That's what Mom calls the icky sludge that starts in your sinuses, then creeps down your neck to settle in your lungs, oozing pestilential spores along the way. The best part is when gangs of bacilli roto-rooter your larynx, then bum-rush your Eustachian tubes, spreading the funk to your inner ears.

The end result? Polluted sinuses, raw throat, clogged bronchial tubes, headache, general malaise & overall pissy attitude.

It's got me, guys. I'll try dosing it with bourbon.