On Any Given Sunday...

...You Can Expect The Houston Team To Lose...

I sure wish I could like the Texans.

As a dyed-in-the-wool 5th generation Texan, it bugs me that the local football franchise chose to name themselves after the state, instead of something unique to the Houston area.

And, to add injury to insult, they suck balls.

As a result, every time they lose, it makes my beloved state look like some pseudo state-like region, such as Delaware or Rhode Island.

This rant was brought on by a Texans 2010 schedule handed to me today. This is how I see the season progressing. I'd put some money down, but I just don't care enough about the Texans to bother...

Preseason:
8/14 @Arizona - Cardinals by 12
8/21 @New Orleans - Saints by 24
8/28 Dallas - Cowboys by 17
9/2 Tampa Bay - Texans by 7

Regular Season:
9/12 Indianapolis - Colts by 24
9/19 @Washington - Texans by 3
9/26 Dallas - Cowboys by 17
10/3 @Oakland - Raiders by 7
10/10 New York - Giants by 24
10/17 Kansas City - Chiefs by 7
11/1 @Indianapolis - Colts by 21
11/7 San Diego - Chargers by 10
11/14 @Jacksonvile - Jaguars by 13
11/21 @New York - Jets by 7
11/28 Tennessee - Titans by 10
12/2 @Philadelphia - Eagles by 7
12/13 Baltimore - Texans by 10
12/19 @Tennessee - Titans by 21
12/26 @Denver - Broncos by 3
1/2 Jacksonville - Jaguars by 10

They might squeak by the Chiefs & the Eagles, but I'm seeing a 2-14 season.