Bearded Clam Surprise?

Can I Get Some Of Those To Go??

I went out for Chinese food with Zibig & the Cisco Kid today. I happily gorged on sushi, which is not Chinese, but I'm not too picky on authenticity.

The Cisco Kid tried the steamed mussels, and when he pried out the meat, we just weren't expecting the following surprise:


(Click pic for complete juicy closeup)

Despite the sudden flurry of double entendres, no one at the table attempted to lasciviously lick the mollusk...