Baboon Pirates

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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Is This Really Necessary?

Ah, This Modern Age...

OK, this a cockring with an integral accelerometer. It measures your total... ummm... insertions.

One assumes it has an alarm or other means of notifying you if you start boinking so hard & fast that you come close to throwing your back out...