Baboon Pirates

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

More Gut-Yanking Tech!

Bet It Works Better Than A Gut Hook.

Apparently it wasn't enough to yank the bungholes out of deer with a tent stake...

First, there was the Butt-Out tool.

Now, we've got the GutWrench, for all your waterfowl eviscerating needs!!!

I love the description for this thing:
Step 1: Insert through the vent. (That'd be the birdie balloon knot)
Step 2: Twist.
Step 3: Pull.

The giblets come out like magic. No fuss, no muss!

I've suddenly lost my taste for roast duck.

Y'know, I'm kinda tempted to make a version of this with rebar and sheet metal and see if it works on politicians...