Oh, Gamal, Not The Scotch!

Scenes To Make A Grown Man Cry...

Somewhere in Islamistan, the powers-that-be decide to clean up the moral character of the land.

Alas, this involves running all the liquor bottles under a steamroller.

Gadzooks, at least let me pull the scotch out of the pile. I'll take it out of the country, and you'll never see it again!!