Frightening Food Friday

You Just *Thought* You Wanted Lunch Today!!

OK, these are some serious culinary nightmares:

(Most pics should embiggenate upon mouse clickage, though you may not really want to do so!)

Green Beans Pizzarino, or What Proctologists Eat On A Dare.


It's either pulled pork in aspic, hemispherical scrapple, or what congeals in the lowest level of an elephant's appendix.


Remember: Use evaporated milk.
NEVER TRY TO SUBSTITUTE CONDENSED MILK!!!


I *really* don't want any come on my meatloaf...


That's a #3 can. Either they're using tiny chickens, or that's a canned pigeon.


Planked Salmon? Trendy, but way too expensive!
Try this instead!!


It's either tomato aspic in a ring mold, or cancerous whale sphincter.
Either way, I ain't touching it...


BON APPETIT!!!!