You Really Don't Want To Know This

But I'm Gonna Tell You Anyway

Didja ever hear a lion roar?

Not the big angry "I'm A LION, MOTHAF#CKA!" roar, just the typical early evening "Yo, I'm a lion, and I'd like to announce that fact."

Kinda like this:


Anyway, after a meal last evening of Del Taco bean, cheese & red salsa burritos, my colon has been making sounds *exactly* like that for the past two hours.

I'm kinda scared to stand up for fear what might be awaiting on the seat cushion...