NFL Team Hierarchy

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God's Chosen Team
Dallas Cowboys

Worthy Of Carrying The Cowboy's Luggage:
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Green Bay Packers

Can Watch With Grudging Respect:
Oakland Raiders
New Orleans Saints
Minnesota Vikings

Do Not Actively Despise:
Houston Texans
Cleveland Browns
Detroit Lions

Completely Ambivalent About:
Miami Dolphins
Cincinnati Bengals
San Diego Chargers
Atlanta Falcons

Still Too New To Matter:
Baltimore Ravens
Jacksonville Jaguars
Tennessee Titans
Carolina Panthers
Arizona Cardinals

Just Don't Like For No Apparent Reason:
St. Louis Rams
Chicago Bears

DamnYankees:
Buffalo Bills
New England Patriots
New York Jets
Pittsburgh Steelers
Indianapolis Colts
New York Giants

Would Not Piss On Them If They Were On Fire:
Seattle Seahawks
Denver Broncos
Kansas City Chiefs

Would Dance As They Died In A Fire:
Philadelphia Eagles
Washington Redskins
San Francisco 49ers