Dog Tales By Dash

Dash of Boiling Point has a great post up today about Old Yeller.
As far as I'm concerned, if you can read the book or watch the film and not get all sniffly at the end, you've either never owned a dog, or you're just a cold-hearted wretch. Probably both!

Good post, Dash. This song's for you, courtesy of Confederate Railroad!

Chorus: She never cried when Old Yeller died
She wasn't washed in the Blood of the Lamb
She never stood up for the Star Spangled Banner
And she wasn't a John Wayne fan
Her baby blue eyes had the warning signs
That woman was bad to the bone
She never cried when Old Yeller died
So do you think I'll cry when she's gone

So desperate I answered an ad in the Personals
Hoping to find me a date
A good lookin' non-smokin' full figured Leo
Was looking to find her a mate
We hit it off; we got it on; my love was growing so strong
Then I started seeing a side of that woman
I should have seen all along

Repeat Chorus

I can't believe I just didn't see
The writing there on the wall
Listening to those Barry Manilow records
Was just one of her character flaws
Sometimes she was rude; unnaturally crude
But this good old boy let it pass,
But when she cussed in front of my mama
I told she could kiss my ....

She never cried when Old Yeller died
She wasn't washed in the Blood of the Lamb
She never stood up for the Star Spangled Banner
And she wasn't a John Wayne fan
Her baby blue eyes had the warning signs
That woman was bad to the bone
She never cried when Old Yeller died
And I ain't gonna cry when she's gone!