NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO!!!!

Dammit! Just knock this nonsense off right now! I told y'all way back when this kind of smut was unacceptable!!!

$*(%&^$#&*#&*$%&*(#%^$*()&^@#()$*&^!!!!!!!!!

Can't y'all just go back to fetishizing Judy Garland and Cher??

Leave Batman alone!!

Sigh. This is not enough to make me homophobic. Just sorta homoannoyed.

Via Boing Boing, which I ought to quit reading if it keeps this up.