Damn! This Sounded Great!

El Capitan Goes Job Shopping

Perusing the Help Wanted postings this afternoon. Came across a good one, and it was right up my alley!

Job title? Party Chief!

Gorram bait & switch bastards. There wasn't a single mention of keg-tapping, Zombie Punch-mixing, or barbecuing in the job description. Instead, you're applying to be The Man for a street repair work party.

Not much of a party there, I'm thinkin'.