New Xmas Gift Idea!

Bling Bling To Make Her Bell Ring

Now, I don't want to give the impression that I advocate violence towards women, 'cause I don't. In this case, though, I'll make a rare exception.

Wouldn't it be just delightful if someone were to apply this in a rapid and forthright manner to Paris Hilton's cranium?



More than a little apropos, I'm thinking. Maybe we'd finally find out if she can make more than one facial expression.

via Boingboing