What Kind Of Lesbian Are You?

Inquiring Minds Want To Know...

I saw this over at Samira's place, and just couldn't resist taking the test. I'm pretty sure the results are skewed, because faced with a question like "You consider your vagina to be a beautiful flower and treat it as such.", well, you pretty much have to answer that in the negative, being possessed of 'outie' rather than 'innie' plumbing.

Some of the questions just made me giggle... "A good meal consists of barley and goat meat", and "You pride yourself on your coke habit."

So, go find out what kind of lesbian you are, even if you're not!

You scored as The Magic Earring Ken Dyke. You're tough, mysterious and extremely butch. But you love who you are and often consider it a compliment when someone thinks you're a male. The Magic Earring Ken Dyke 65% The Pretty-Boi Dyke 50% The Surprise! Dyke 50% The Bohemian Dyke 40% The Student Dyke 30% The Quasi-Gothic Femme 25% The Stud 25% The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke 15% The Sprightly Elfin Femme 10% The Little-Boy Dyke 10% The Femme Fatale 10% The Granola Dyke 0% The Hipster Dyke 0% What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.) created with QuizFarm.com

Oh, the Earring Magic Ken reference is explained here. In a nutsackshell, it was a Mattel Ken doll, meant to represent the rave scene. As it happened, the gay community embraced the doll as a symbol, dubbing it (in Dallas, anyway) Cock-ring Ken for his neckwear, rarely seen outside of gay bars.