Western Union Stops Sending Telegrams

I'm Surprised It Took This Long...

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WESTERN UNION OFFICES
OBSOLETE, NJ

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REGRET TO INFORM CUSTOMERS THAT TELEGRAMS NO LONGER PROFITABLE - STOP

FIRST CAME THE TELEPHONE - STOP

THEN CAME CHEAP LONG DISTANCE SERVICE - STOP

THEN CAME THE FAX - STOP

FINALLY, EMAIL SCREWED US COMPLETELY - STOP

SO, WE'RE JUST GONNA - STOP

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