He Followed Me Home.

Can't Sleep, Monkey Will Rape Me! Can't Sleep, Monkey Will Rape Me!

Another diabolical simian has appeared. I'm pretty sure it was supposed to end up on Velociman's doorstep, but I drew the short straw, I suppose.

Velociman, should you wish to acquire the original clipping, suitable for scanning or arse-wiping, please send me your snailmail addy via the email address in the sidebar! I'll get this foul thing mailed out forthwith.