All you can eat

Hey there. Army of Mom here. I've highjacked the site while El Capitan is away. First off, some goofy hijinx involving crazy critters.
How about another photo caption contest? Let's hear your best ideas for this one. It is a python on a road in Malaysia. It had swallowed a pregnant ewe (how the photographer knew that for the caption, I'm not really sure). The six-meter reptile weighing 198.5 lbs was too laden to move, making it easy for firemen to capture it, said a local daily newspaper. Picture taken Sept. 5.


My first thought: No more buffet for you. You fat, go home.