To Pee Or Not To Pee

I Want An Under-Desk Urinal...

So, what's it like when you neglect to take your diuretic pills since last Thursday, drink a bunch of beer on Saturday, then have two Super Gonzo Gulp Diet Cokes and about a gallon of iced tea on Sunday?

Well, Monday morning you look & feel like this:



Then, you take your meds, and then spend the rest of the day like this:



Only with this kind of hydraulic action happening...



Sigh. I'm pretty sure I've worn a footpath in the carpet between my office and the bathroom...