Sunday Morning Sauna

Parboiled Pirates

Does anyone know if you can buy a thermostat that requires a key or a passcode to change the temperature?

Despite firm house rules that the heat is not to be turned up over 72F, this is the 3rd day in a row I've gotten up and found it set to 78F. Naturally, no one's 'fessing up to being the lizard-blooded culprit.

I'd blame the cats, but they can't reach that high without the stepladder, and it's currently outside the back door.

Sigh. Time to order some thermal undies for everyone. Maybe I can find some of those old red woolen union suits, with the ass-flap that buttons.