Infarct Like The King!

A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Ulcer!

This is just so wrong on SO many levels...



An Elvis Presley Special Edition Reese's Peanut Butter & Banana Creme Cup. King Size, of course. I wonder how they taste when fried up in butter?

Now all I need is a Col. Tom Parker Special Edition Dexedrine dispenser.