Happy Fourth Of July!

Feel Free To Toss A Brit In Boston Harbor!

It's Independence Day, y'all! Grill some weenies, sip some bourbon, and throw cherry bombs at the neighbor's kid! Get rowdy! Act the fool! Because YOU CAN! You're Americans! The best the world has to offer, and each and every one of us has got no reason to be ashamed or apologetic about that fact!

Now, I gotta run. There's a chilled watermelon begging to be eviscerated and consumed. I promise not to spit too many seeds at the cats.

Here's some music for the day, suitable for banjo or kazoo or what-have-you!