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Monday, September 10, 2007

Have You Seen This Scumbag?

Another Kiddy-Diddler On The Loose!

Well, this is kind of an effed-up thing to have going on in your neighborhood!

From the Houston Barnacle:
Authorities are asking the public's help in identifying this man, who is suspected in several attacks on females near two Spring Branch high schools. He is described as a 35- to 45-year-old, white male who has a mustache and goatee, wears glasses and is balding in front with light colored hair. He is about 5-feet-11, around 200 pounds and has big hips and a flabby midsection. Anyone with information about the attacks should call Crime Stoppers at 713-222-8477.

OK, now's a good time to point out that while I am a 35- to 45-year-old, white male who has a mustache and goatee, is balding in front and has big hips and a flabby midsection, I do NOT wear glasses, I have brown hair, stand a skosh over 6 feet, and weigh considerably more than 200 lbs.!! I can't even "suck it in" enough to pretend to be 200 pounds....

More from the Chron:
The most recent incident occurred at around 7:15 a.m. Sept. 4, when the suspect groped a Spring Woods High student during cross-country practice at Knob Hill Park, 10200 Timberoak Dr. Earlier that same morning, the suspect exposed himself to a 12 year-old girl at a school bus stop on Hammerly, across the street from Spring Woods High School, 2045 Gessner.

The suspect first struck July 18, when he groped a 14 year-old girl on the running track at Spring Woods High. Early on Aug. 21, a 33 year-old woman was attacked in a similar manner on the track at Northbrook High, 1 Raider Circle.

In all of the attacks, the suspect approached his victims with his T-shirt pulled over his head, Brawner said, but it was only after the Knob Hill Park incident that police were able to obtain a full description. Another cross-country student saw the suspect's face.

Y'all, Knob Hill Park is my neighborhood park... I attended Spring Woods High. It annoys me that this pinhead is getting his jollies by abusing the women in my 'hood.

Might be time to load up some rocksalt rounds for the 12 gauge...