When Worlds Collide

Some Comparisons Are Just Not Meant To Be Made...

OK, so I'm reading this... um... learned treatise on the intricate details of the male/female conjunctional dynamic, when the distaff collaborator refers to the man's hydraulics as a "gigantic swipe".

Well, that's a novel euphemism for the old John Thomas...

Still, you take things in stride and move along.

Much later, you find yourself flipping through TV channels, and pause at a kiddie cartoon channel just in time for Dora the Explorer to say...

"Swiper!  Quit Swiping!!"

That sort of thing will stick in your head, folks.  And not in a good way...