I Ain't Laughin'...
The Umpteenth Post Where I Whine About Getting Older
Whilst inspecting the mirror in the post-shower face-scraping ritual, I noticed that sometime recently I seem to have developed some cavernous fissures next to my eyeballs.
Call 'em laugh lines, crow's feet, whatever, I call 'em another sign that I'm circling the drain...
Sigh. It's not like I'm a particularly vain person. You can't weigh as much as I do and take excessive pride in your appearance. (Also, all that fat has filled out the wrinkles up 'til now!)
Still, I hate change. And this is most certainly change.
Whilst inspecting the mirror in the post-shower face-scraping ritual, I noticed that sometime recently I seem to have developed some cavernous fissures next to my eyeballs.
Call 'em laugh lines, crow's feet, whatever, I call 'em another sign that I'm circling the drain...
Sigh. It's not like I'm a particularly vain person. You can't weigh as much as I do and take excessive pride in your appearance. (Also, all that fat has filled out the wrinkles up 'til now!)
Still, I hate change. And this is most certainly change.
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