Got My Checkup Results

All Those Pricy Scrips Seem To Be Working!

Just 'cause I knew you were wondering if I was gonna stroke out or have a vapor lock anytime soon:

BP - 118/84
Total Cholesterol - 129
HDL - 42
LDL - 68
Blood Glucose - 123
A1C - 6.9

Not too awful for a sedentary blimpous creature. If I can quit the carbs, that blood sugar level will drop quite a bit. Alas, chilidogs need a bun, not a lettuce leaf...