Texas Independence Day!

Time To Freshen That Expression Of Secession!

Happy Independence Day, y'all!

I could list the thousands of positive attributes of Texas, and why we kick so much tail over the rest of the USA, but the native Texans know it already, and everyone outside the borders would just get jealous.

So, please join me in El Capitan's Texas Prayer to commemorate the day!

Blessed Motherland, Our beautiful state, hallowed be thy name!
Thy rivers run, under red-gold sun,
On Earth, as it is in Texas.
Give us this day our daily BBQ,
And forgive us our pride, as we forgive those born in lesser lands.
Lead us not into Oklahoma, and deliver us some Shiner,
For thou art our beloved Republic, with the power and the glory, for ever and ever,

Amen.

Now, I'm gonna listen to some tunes and have me a big bowl o' chili!!