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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Oh, Dear Ghod...

Scientists With Too Much Spare Time

I'm appalled that something like this even exists... Who knew you could rate your excreta according to shape & texture??

I have a new blogmeme... Print out the chart and tape it above your toilet paper dispenser. Before flushing, rate your performance. Then one of your daily blogposts, you can just insert a discreet number at the end, and we'll all be able to share in your joy and/or misery! For a one, we'll comment that you need to get more fiber. For a seven, we'll send you coupons for Imodium.




7, 7, 7, 7 & 7. It was a long, long night...