Movie Quote Meme

"Say Nothing! Act Casual!"

Just when you're in dire need of blogfodder, Elisson delivers! Actually, he got it from Mark Rayner of The Skwib, but hey, who's keeping track?

At any rate, Elisson said "Please feel free to play along.", so I did.

Here’s how it works:

1) Look up 15 of your favorite movies on IMDB.
(I had a few quotes by memory... Oh well...)

2) Take a quote from each and post them for your readership to properly identify.

3) As your movie-savvy readers correctly identify the quotes’ cinematic origins in the comments, strike out the quotes and name the commenter who answered correctly.

4) If the commenter also identifies the name of the speaker (the character or the actor), he or she gets bonus points in the form of a link to his or her site.
Simple, huh?

OK, here's 15 quotes from 15 of my favorite movies! Some are considered cinema classics, some are a complete waste of celluloid.

Have fun!. Oh, no cheating! Using IMDB or other Internet-related sources to get the answers is strictly verboten!! It’s more fun if you try to figure these out from memory:


1. "Get out... And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves..." - Rockhauler


2. "Smile, you son of a bitch!" - Rockhauler, Eric SWG


3. "Do you think I'm just anybody, Ali? Do you?" - Rockhauler


4. "By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution." - Rockhauler, Eric SWG


5. "Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?" - Rockhauler


6. "Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?" - Elisson


7. "It evened out in the end. They locked me up; the dog sprung me." - Joan of Aaaargh


8. "Most human problems can be solved with an appropriate charge of high explosive."


9. "The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to fox-trot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time." - Rockhauler


10. "I am sick and tired of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the *WASSA!* legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth!"


11. "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." - - Dash


12. "I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day!" - Rockhauler


13. "Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe." - Rockhauler


14. "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"?" - Rockhauler



15. "Do you mind if we dance with your dates?" - Elisson, Dash