I've Read Every Blog!

Well, The Conservative Blogs, Anyway...


Cue up Johnny Cash's version of "I've Been Everywhere" and sing along**!


I've Read Every Blog!

I was totin' my laptop in a trendy little coffee bar,
When along came a man with a big ol' glass money jar.
"If you're lookin' for WiFi, Mack, it's me you gotta pay!"
And so I logged into his server and then I settled down to stay.
He asked me if I'd seen the blog 'bout nukes in Pakistan...
And I said, "Listen, I've read every blog in this here land!"

I've read every blog, man.
I've read every blog, man.
Working like a dog, man,
Hoppin' like a frog, man
My brain has slipped a cog, man.
I've read every blog...

I've read:
Acidman, Elisson, Malkin, Instapundit,
Bill Whittle, Cowboy Blob, Wizbang, Vodkapundit,
Omnibus, LawDog, NancyFrance, Kevin Baker,
Breda, Johnson, Mirengoff, Hinderaker,
Rorschach, Baldilocks, Mad Ogre, Correia,
Boudicca, Emperor Misha, Walrilla, It's a thrilla!

I've read every blog, man.
I've read every blog, man.
Workin' like a dog, man,
Linkin' like a log, man
My brain has slipped a cog, man.
I've read every blog...

I've read:
Xavier, Hammer, Scalzi & Mostly Cajun,
Key Monroe, Lileks, Blackfive, Charles Johnson,
RivrDog, Cold Fury, Beer Brains, Rachel Lucas,
Den Beste, Esmay, Batfishing, Grouchy Cripple,
Tennessee, Conspiracy, O'Malley, Sondra K,
Caddy Tight, RedState, Venom Kate, for Pete's sake.

I've read every blog, man.
I've read every blog, man.
Working like a dog, man,
Hoppin' like a frog, man
My brain has slipped a cog, man.
I've read every blog...

I've read:
Jimbo, Lord Spats, PawPaw, Alphecca,
Sailor Jim, Anarchangel, Kim Du Toit, Dax Montana,
Townhall, Mudville, Scrappleface, AoM,
Tigerhawk, Total Fark, Trainwreck & Blogonom,
Jim Treacher, TacJammer, Agitator, Clayton Cramer,
Gizmodo, Catalano, see what I mean-o.

I've read every blog, man.
I've read every blog, man.
Working like a dog, man,
Linkin' like a log, man
My brain has slipped a cog, man.
I've read every blog...

I've read:
Althouse, Boiling Point, SuperGurl, Laurence Simon,
Shadowscope, Dog Snot, Catfish, Dead Dog Walkin',
Hog On Ice, Yabu, AllahPundit, Sister Toldjah,
GuyK, Tamara, Erica, Samizdata,
Brothers Judd, Parrothead, Morning Glory, Farmer Jerry,
Dustbury, Sisu Sissy, Feisty Chrissy (Ain't she pissy!!)

I've read every blog, man.
I've read every blog, man.
Working like a dog, man,
Hoppin' like a frog, man
My brain has slipped a cog, man.
I've read every blog...

I've read every blog...



I suppose you could look at this post as either a song parody, or the biggest exercise in linkwhoring the world has ever known...



** A quick warning about singing along... Take a really, really DEEP breath before you begin, and whenever else you can during the tune. Otherwise you'll find the world gets a little gray around the edges before you get to the middle of the 2nd verse. Trust me on this...