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Borrowing from Erica and Dash and Elisson and Mostly Cajun, and... and...
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yup. Two great-grandfathers, both long dead by the time I came around.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Probably the last time I was chopping onions.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not one little bit.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Tossup between Lebanon bologna and mortadella.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not a one.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope, chopped out by sadistic ENT doctors when I was a wee lad. I got to live on popsicles and ice cream for a week, so it was a fair trade.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? It'd have to be one big honkin' bungee cord.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I got a free sample of Cinnamon Toast Crunch recently, and liked it so much I went out and bought a big box. First box of cereal I've purchased in probably 5 years. Last box, too. Too many calories, especially when you finish the box in two days.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Never
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I used to be. Not so much, now.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Dulce de Leche
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their attitudes via facial expressions.
RED OR PINK? What are you, some kinda Commie?
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Eating habits
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? College friends
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Khaki/brown
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Sonic breakfast burrito w/ Jack In The Box hot sauce.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The workmen outside banging on something.
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I always liked that dark blue one called Midnight Blue.
FAVORITE SMELLS? Old A/C units, The bread bakery on the way to work, the fresh lemon smell after making a perfectly sweetened & lemoned glass of iced tea.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? One of my "frequent flyer" complaint filers at work.
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Indy Car racing, football.
HAIR COLOR[S]? balding brown
EYE COLOR? blue
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
FAVORITE FOOD? Chili dogs.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy sappy endings.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 'Constantine'.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? My blue/green/beige stripey one.
SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses. Hugs are nice, but it's the upper body equivalent of dry-humping.
FAVORITE DESSERT? There was this one dessert I had at the Macaroni Grill in Arlington, TX... Never had it since, and inquiries to the Corporate office drew a blank, but it was divinely inspired.
A green foamy mousse-like substance, heavier than a mousse, but lighter than a flan or a custard... delicately flavored of mint and chilled to just above freezing, then drizzled with a lattice-like topping of bittersweet melted chocolate that hardened into place. An amazing dish, light and refreshing, and not overpowering after a big meal.
MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Paramedics
LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Police
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? 'The Nasty Bits' by Anthony Bourdain.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dogs playing poker.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? THE LAST MOVIE I WATCHED from the earlier question.
FAVORITE SOUND[S]? "Case dismissed!", .
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? The Stones.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Salem, Massachusetts. See, I've never been to Spain, but I kind of like the music...Say the ladies are insane there and they sure know how to use it... They don't abuse it...Never gonna lose it... I can't refuse it! Ooops, sorry. Almost pulled an Elisson Random Friday Ten lyrics dump there. After years of Two Cat Nights, I needed a little Three Dog Night moment.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Pointless flights of fancy that amuse mostly myself. (see above)
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Dallas, TX in Presbyterian Hospital.
WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? I give not a fig.
Borrowing from Erica and Dash and Elisson and Mostly Cajun, and... and...
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yup. Two great-grandfathers, both long dead by the time I came around.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Probably the last time I was chopping onions.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not one little bit.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Tossup between Lebanon bologna and mortadella.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not a one.
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not.
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope, chopped out by sadistic ENT doctors when I was a wee lad. I got to live on popsicles and ice cream for a week, so it was a fair trade.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? It'd have to be one big honkin' bungee cord.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I got a free sample of Cinnamon Toast Crunch recently, and liked it so much I went out and bought a big box. First box of cereal I've purchased in probably 5 years. Last box, too. Too many calories, especially when you finish the box in two days.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Never
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I used to be. Not so much, now.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Dulce de Leche
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their attitudes via facial expressions.
RED OR PINK? What are you, some kinda Commie?
WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Eating habits
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? College friends
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Khaki/brown
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Sonic breakfast burrito w/ Jack In The Box hot sauce.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The workmen outside banging on something.
IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I always liked that dark blue one called Midnight Blue.
FAVORITE SMELLS? Old A/C units, The bread bakery on the way to work, the fresh lemon smell after making a perfectly sweetened & lemoned glass of iced tea.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? One of my "frequent flyer" complaint filers at work.
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Indy Car racing, football.
HAIR COLOR[S]? balding brown
EYE COLOR? blue
DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No
FAVORITE FOOD? Chili dogs.
SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy sappy endings.
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 'Constantine'.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? My blue/green/beige stripey one.
SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses. Hugs are nice, but it's the upper body equivalent of dry-humping.
FAVORITE DESSERT? There was this one dessert I had at the Macaroni Grill in Arlington, TX... Never had it since, and inquiries to the Corporate office drew a blank, but it was divinely inspired.
A green foamy mousse-like substance, heavier than a mousse, but lighter than a flan or a custard... delicately flavored of mint and chilled to just above freezing, then drizzled with a lattice-like topping of bittersweet melted chocolate that hardened into place. An amazing dish, light and refreshing, and not overpowering after a big meal.
MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Paramedics
LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Police
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? 'The Nasty Bits' by Anthony Bourdain.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dogs playing poker.
WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? THE LAST MOVIE I WATCHED from the earlier question.
FAVORITE SOUND[S]? "Case dismissed!", .
ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? The Stones.
WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Salem, Massachusetts. See, I've never been to Spain, but I kind of like the music...Say the ladies are insane there and they sure know how to use it... They don't abuse it...Never gonna lose it... I can't refuse it! Ooops, sorry. Almost pulled an Elisson Random Friday Ten lyrics dump there. After years of Two Cat Nights, I needed a little Three Dog Night moment.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Pointless flights of fancy that amuse mostly myself. (see above)
WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Dallas, TX in Presbyterian Hospital.
WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? I give not a fig.
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