A Logical Fallacy

See? I DID Learn Something In Philosophy 101!

The hawk squirts.

My hamster is missing.

Therefore, my hamster must be liquified hawk poo...



(As opposed to cum hawk ergo propter hawk, "The hawk sexually molested my hamster before eating it)

UPDATE: So I wake up at 3 AM, and realize "That hawk was sitting on a post. Post Hawk. You completely missed the point of the picture..." Oh, well. My dead hamster story better relates the fallacy, so there!