A Guy's Guide To Zombies

The Untold Truth!

OK, I haven't addressed Eric The Straight White Guy's zombie-phobia lately...

Luckily, this recently unearthed training film will help shine a new light on human/zombie relations. It's called "A Guy's Guide To Zombies". Dunno if it's this Guy, but it sure is enlightening!




There you have it!

So, get with the program, Eric! Jump on board the zombie train with all True Americans! You don't want anyone thinking you're one of those stinking Communists, now, do you?