Extreme Nastiness Alert

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Bleeeaagh...

If you've been chewing Orbit Lime-Melon gum, and then take a sip of Diet Dr Pepper, the resulting taste is almost exactly like soap suds (specifically, Dial bar soap)mixed with the tiniest tinge of what I imagine Bounce dryer sheets might taste like.

It also won't go away... I need some Tabasco sauce.