The Baboon Pirates Clip Show!

If You Re-Edit It, They Will Come Back!

In the TV biz, a clip show is a low cost way to fill a hole in your season's schedule. While your lead star is in rehab or the clink, you get your writers to slap together a brief intro and "outro", then have the remaining cast members reminisce about the missing star by way of outtakes from previous episodes.

It's cheap, quick to produce, and if you don't do it more than once a season, you won't piss off your fan base too much.

Me? I've got nothing on tap, so I thought I'd try a quick clip show.

Here's.... COOKING WITH EL CAPITAN!

(Or, Four Years Of Questionable Taste!)

APPETIZERS & SALADS

Magic Meatballs

Crab, Orange & Radish Salad

El Capitan's Whirled Peas


THE FISH COURSE

Squid Stuffed Squid


MAIN DISHES

Poultry Digits Doused In Mole Sauce

Charcoaled Calico Cat

Roast Possum, Apples & Sweet 'Taters

Panang Beef

Sausage and Potato Soup (Recipe donated by Walrilla!)

Nordic Stew

Chili For Real Texans

Mexican Casserole (Recipe donated by Army of Mom!)

King Ranch Chicken

Chili Dog Casserole


VEGETABLES & SIDE DISHES

Mr. Green Jean's Green Beans

Green Beans Oregano
Green Beans Oregano (Revised)

Brussels sprouts
Brussels sprouts (Another Version)

Spicy Cheesy Grits

Golden Glory (Strong stomach required!)


DESSERTS & SWEETS

Forgotten Cookies

Fresh Apple Cake

Pyracantha Jelly

Guinness Ice Cream

Chocolate Covered Cranberries

Strawberry Bread


DRINKS

The Elusive Green Dragon

Summertime Drinks