Separated At Birth?

Orange Is Not A Healthy Skin Color...

Troompa-Loompa?

Slightly Alive!

Desperately In Need Of A Blog Defibrillator!

Reader: "This blog's dead, Jim!"

Miracle Max: "Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much!  It just so happens that this blog here is only MOSTLY dead! There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead!  Mostly dead is slightly alive!  With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do."

Reader: "What's that?"

Miracle Max: "Go through his archives and pirate some content..."